what's with umbrellas?

alright, here's the thing. 7:00 am walking to school this morning, and the weather was just, horrific...rain, wind, (i half-expected cucumber-sized hail to suddenly drop from the sky) the sun wasn't even up and here i was in my SUMMER uniform attempting to walk to school for an early extension maths class. sounds fun eh? and, my mini-umbrella wasn't really living up to its name....at all....

seriously, one day someone should come up with an umbrella that not only opens when u press a button, but closes when u press another button thereby avoiding that situation when you're trying to get into a car but then have to fiddle with the umbrella to get it to close and then when you finally get into car you're dripping wet and so is your half of the car. great!

u know what else we need? an umbrella that covers your whole bdy...because right now, my bottom half is literally drenched...because umbrella makers have to realise; that rain doesn't fall vertically from the sky...now and then, it comes at angles just to annoy us....so i reckon, we need an umbrella that extends down like a giant bubble...of course, there is the slight problem of not being able to walk....but that's a minor detail really, we can fix that later...