How Many Students Does It Take To Screw On A Light Bulb?

warning: this following post may offend some people (but personally i laugh coz it's so true!)

Monte Sant' Angelo Mercy College - Two. One to change the light bulb. The other to mind her spot in the canteen line.

PLC - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Sydney Grammar - Two. One to change the bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

James Ruse Agricultural - Four. One to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, two to install it and one to write the computer program that controls the switch.

Loretto Kirribilli - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.

King's - Two. One to change the globe faster than anyone in the GPS and one to show him around the school afterwards.

Knox Grammar - Two. One to install the new bulb completely powered by testosterone and one to brag about it loudly.

Riverside Girls - Five. one to change the bulb, while the rest watch out for the flasher while maintaining it is "their right as women in john howards electorate"

Ravenswood - Five. One to change the bulb, two to reassure her that she doesn't look fat at the top of the ladder and two to circulate photos showing that she does.

Abbotsleigh - Four. One to smash the glass ceiling so that they can get to the top of the ladder, one to install the globe and two to check that it's brighter than PLC's. (hahahahahahaha!!!)

Killara High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to write to the North Shore Times about how she did it as well as any private school student.

Macdonald college - Five. One to change the bulb and four to do interpretive dance about how the light feels.

Joey's - Fifteen. It's not that one's not smart enough, it's just that they're a team and they have to form a lineout and get the backs into position.

Barker College - Fifteen. One to change it and the rest to walk around as if they own the place and talk it up.

Queenwood - Depends, could be one, could be ten, no-one is prepared to commit unless the Shore boys are definitely going to be there.

Our Lady of Mercy College - Five, one to screw it in, two to laugh about the word screw and two to message the St Pius boys about it.

St Pius X - Three, one to get word around that the Mercy girls are talking about a screw, one to replace the bulb and one to pray that they get it done in time to beat the Chatswood High boys.

Kincoppal - Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place afterwards.

Sydney Girl's High - One and she was determined to get better results than the Sydney Boys.

Sydney Boy's High - None. They didn't have to, the Sydney Girls insisted on showing them how it was done.

North Sydney Girl's - One and she will make sure it was the best installation ever.

North Sydney Boy's - None. They were off playing basketball.

Tara - Five. One to replace the globe, three to figure out that she screwed it in upside down and one to phone her brother at Kings and him to send over his mates to show them how to screw the right way up.

Oakhill - Twelve. One to go to Towers to buy it. Ten to go down there with him to hang out at the bus stop. And one to change it.

Leichhardt High - Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her cousin Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the old country, one to arrange delivery cause his sister's husband Tony has an uncle whose mate, Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze on his neighbour Dominic the electrician because he owes him a favour and make sure everything is done cash.

Cheltenham - None. No one can climb the ladder cos they're skirts are too short!!!

Cherrybrook Tech - Two. One to change it and one to make sure that everyone has huge stuffed toys hanging off their phones.