feeling like a limerick?

today our english teacher (let's just call him Mr G) was "away" but he set us a creative writing piece to do! i don't know what he was thinking since we've finished our english assessment already and being yr12's we don't do any work unless it actually counts for something! however, the substitute teacher we had was pretty strict and said "everyone has to hand in something by the end of the lesson"

well... this is what we came up with:

Today Mr G decided to bail
Maybe because he's gone to jail
He thought we'd be fine
But the subby brought wine
And now we're all going to fail!

haha the funny thing is, this month at school all the male staff are growing moustaches as a fundraiser for prostate cancer. So Mr G has this really scruffy moustache making him look like he's homeless and on drugs, and combined with the fact that he recently got a silver hoop earring in one ear (left ear not right) makes him look like a pirate!

so u see, it's not really that far-fetched he might have gone to jail... =P